Record Label Manager Gifts

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Groovy Baby

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Dive in Archive.

It bag and no knickers!

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

Files.

'The music business.'

And on facilitation...

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Rescuing the Music Industry.

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

'Is this the blues section?'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'