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"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Groovy Baby

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Dive in Archive.

It bag and no knickers!

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

Files.

'The music business.'

'The trick is to label straight away, otherwise I forget what I have in my larder...'

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

If John Lennon had gone into strategic management.

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Rescuing the Music Industry.

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

And on facilitation...

'Is this the blues section?'