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Thank You for Your Previously Boring Service

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Groovy Baby

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Records?

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'Music & Gym'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Robert Drake

Dive in Archive.

Gramaphone Man.

Islington Angels.

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Files.

'The music business.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

'Is this the blues section?'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

His master's voice

And on facilitation...

Rescuing the Music Industry.

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Computer Address Book.

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."