Records Managers Gifts

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Groovy Baby

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Records?

'Music & Gym'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Dive in Archive.

Gramaphone Man.

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Islington Angels.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Files.

'The music business.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

His master's voice

Rescuing the Music Industry.

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

'Is this the blues section?'

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

And on facilitation...

Computer Address Book.

"Oh, I forgot that you missed the meeting. Our data security team added some new protection when accessing patient data files."