Records Manager Gifts

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Files.

'We don't let computers mess up your veteran records. We do it by hand.'

Dive in Archive.

"Why are we shredding this stuff?"

Obsolete files

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Groovy Baby

'Music & Gym'

Records?

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

Islington Angels.

'The music business.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

And on facilitation...

His master's voice

Rescuing the Music Industry.

Computer Address Book.

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'