Records Manager Gifts

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Files.

'We don't let computers mess up your veteran records. We do it by hand.'

Dive in Archive.

"Why are we shredding this stuff?"

Obsolete files

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Groovy Baby

Records?

'Music & Gym'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Gramaphone Man.

Islington Angels.

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'The music business.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

His master's voice

'Is this the blues section?'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Rescuing the Music Industry.

Computer Address Book.

'Rock and roll's so middle class nowadays.'

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

And on facilitation...