Record Label Employee Gifts

A+R office, "Sorry kid you're too middle of the road"

You don't have to be tone deaf to work here but it helps.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

"I see you've security marked your property."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

". . . but he's almost four and he hasn't been labelled yet!"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Groovy Baby

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

We Never Look at Prices Shop.

Dive in Archive.

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

It bag and no knickers!

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Files.

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'The music business.'

Rescuing the Music Industry.

Archeology Dept. Storage. Ernie, this box should be labeled "unidentified pottery fragments," not "pots unknown."

'Your album is now the number one donation to charity shops.'

'Is this the blues section?'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Simon Cowell

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

A house is full of signs directing where things are stored.

His Master Voice Desert Island

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Chiantis In Translation