Record Store Clerk Gifts

"Are you SURE they meant THIS PLACE for medical records?"

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Groovy Baby

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

'Music & Gym'

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

Science Books. Do you have any books about Lepidoptera? Yes, and would you like to join "The Book of the Moth Club"?

A man sitting in the grass reading

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

University Book Store.

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

Robert Drake

Gramaphone Man.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Islington Angels.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"