Record Store Clerk Pillows

"Are you SURE they meant THIS PLACE for medical records?"

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'Sorry sir,but we can't just take your word that the boots leak'

"Pillows for sleeping on are downstairs. These are all for screaming into."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Not much in the way of loot, but we got a ton of store credit."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Groovy Baby

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

'Take it easy, the textbooks will be here. It's only August 30.'

A man sitting in the grass reading

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'Music & Gym'

University Book Store.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Self-Improvement, Self-Empowerment, Self-Aggrandizement

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

Gramaphone Man.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Islington Angels.

"Do you carry any shampoos that have been tested on little kittens?"

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

"I'm looking for something that the recipient will be too embarrassed to regift."

"Everybody's a comedian. When I asked the clerk if he had this size bolt, he laughed and asked, 'What are you - some kind of nut?'"

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'