Record Store Geek Pillows

"So obvious, there all the time"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Groovy Baby

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Is this the blues section?'

Bev puts on an old favorite

Music Collector.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

Blues Section...

Tube men dancing.

'I see you've got a new single coming out.'

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

Swing albums and Mood Swing albums in Record Shop

Soul Music

Classical Customer Information - "How long is a piece of string quartet?"

"Are you SURE they meant THIS PLACE for medical records?"

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"

'CD's' on the rollercoaster of money.

Devil has the best tunes

Uneasy Listening

Beethoven