Record Store Geek T-Shirts

"So obvious, there all the time"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Groovy Baby

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

'Is this the blues section?'

Bev puts on an old favorite

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Music Collector.

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"Excuse me, but you're standing in the way of progressive."

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

Tube men dancing.

"I do, I do, I do, I do, I do."

Blues Section...

'I see you've got a new single coming out.'

"Ukrainian legend V.N. Levev performs a flawless clean and jerk of Amy Lucas, world's most self-absorbed waitress."

Soul Music

Swing albums and Mood Swing albums in Record Shop

Classical Customer Information - "How long is a piece of string quartet?"

'CD's' on the rollercoaster of money.

"How can you call yourself a left-leaning audiophile if you've never heard NPR on vinyl?"

Beethoven

Uneasy Listening

"Are you SURE they meant THIS PLACE for medical records?"