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'It's the white bathroom album!'

No Elgar!

Rare Books

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

Islington Angels.

Music Freak.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Is this the blues section?'

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

"So obvious, there all the time"

Music Collector.

music store

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

"Your most precious investments are gold, fine wine, and all those vinyl records you've been hauling around since college."

"I don't get it...there are so many cool new bands out...but it looks like you haven't bought anything in forever!"

A Rock has turned up to a Music store to find some Rock music