Music Retailer T-Shirts

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

'Bing Crosby singing 'I'm Dreaming of a Warm Summer'? I'll have to check.'

No Elgar!

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Guitar pickin'

"What are you doing?"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Groovy Baby

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Do you have it in black?'

A tailor measuring a large man

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'The music business.'

'Is this the blues section?'

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

At the CD shop.

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Toys Were Me

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

A tight skirt makes a woman look slim!

"I heard they got back together."