Music Retailer Pillows

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

No Elgar!

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Guitar pickin'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Groovy Baby

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

A tailor measuring a large man

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'The music business.'

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

Men see an old lady in a round hat from the back and think she is a pretty young lady.

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Toys Were Me

"Relax, I'm coming for the suit."

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

At the CD shop.

'Is this the blues section?'

"You see, sir? It fits you like a glove!"

The Emporer's Clothes Boutique

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

"Do you do these in sheep?"

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.