Music Store Employee Pillows

'Go and tell the man with the Eric Dolphy CD down his trousers that's not what we mean by free jazz.'

"His record speaks for itself."

music store

'Excuse me is this the blues section?'

That song from the advert? - you hum it, I'll stare at you blankly.

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

No Elgar!

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Guitar pickin'

Cook in the cookery section.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Groovy Baby

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Health and Safety Guidelines.

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

'Is this the blues section?'

At the CD shop.

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'This must be the work clothes section.'