Music Industry Worker Pillows

"I've already had five hits this year."

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Moulin Rouge Security

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Guitar pickin'

George Martin

Stunt lemmings.

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

"Coming up... more of the same mindless pop songs with repetitive lyrics and nauseating melodies!"

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"Kanye's changing his name. I'm thinking he should go by Cra Z."

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

At the celebrity jobcentre...

'The music business.'

"Can you perform under pressure?"

"Ahem."

"...but after they hired Vanna White instead of me things really got interesting."

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Rescuing the Music Industry.

If John Lennon had gone into strategic management.

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

'Is this the blues section?'

At the CD shop.

"Wait a minute... You're not Warren Gurkenman the famous actor, but his stuntman?!"

'You look and sound like a real pro.'