Record Store Employee Pillows

'Is this the blues section?'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Guitar pickin'

Cook in the cookery section.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Groovy Baby

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

Dive in Archive.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Files.

Health and Safety Guidelines.

'The music business.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

At the CD shop.

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

'This must be the work clothes section.'

'...and, this morning - you've got the blues.'

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.