Record Store Employee Mugs

'Is this the blues section?'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Charles Darwin Book Signing.

'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit, today, sir - a ream of paper and a half-dozen pencils.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Bookshop: Unpopular Economics

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Guitar pickin'

Cook in the cookery section.

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

Groovy Baby

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Dive in Archive.

'I want to buy a self help eBook. Can you help me to download it to my eBook reader?'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Files.

'The music business.'

Health and Safety Guidelines.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

At the CD shop.

'This must be the work clothes section.'

'...and, this morning - you've got the blues.'