'I'm sorry, Mr. McTavish, but we're required to sell trigger locks with all bagpipes.'
Music Store Explorer Pillows
Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows that celebrate their explorations in music stores. Perfect for any music enthusiast’s lounge or music nook.
No Elgar!
Theorbo
Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.
Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?
Grim Reaper Buying CDs...
'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'
Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.
"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."
Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.
'The Lemming Book Store'
Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.
'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'
Sumo Love.
Musical genres
Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'
Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.
"Do you have anything else by the same author?"
New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'
"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"
Beatlemania: Open 24/8
Telling Self to Buzz Off
'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'
Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime
Do-it-yourself. Do-it-yourself-with-good-friends-and-pizza-and-a-few-beers.
At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'
Musician's Fishing Trip
'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'
'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'
'Is this the blues section?'
'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'
Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!
Book Store. Information. In what section would I find guides to government regulations? "Books on Red Tape".
"Don't you think you should try to find the Self-Help section on your own?"
Book Shop: DYI section
Music Store Explorer Pillows Collection
Music Store Explorer Mugs
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Music Store Explorer Prints
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Music Store Explorer T-Shirts
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