Music Store Explorer Pillows

'I'm sorry, Mr. McTavish, but we're required to sell trigger locks with all bagpipes.'

No Elgar!

Theorbo

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

'The Lemming Book Store'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

Musical genres

Sumo Love.

Author Reading Today: 'Typos I missed when correcting proofs.'

"Do you have anything else by the same author?"

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

New must reading for the rising executive: '7 Habits of Highly Obsequious People.'

Telling Self to Buzz Off

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Is this the blues section?'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"Don't you think you should try to find the Self-Help section on your own?"

Book Shop: DYI section

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.