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I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

No Elgar!

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

Guitar pickin'

Groovy Baby

Zappo's Air Guitars.

"Do you have anything by The Damned."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

'Is this the blues section?'

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

At the CD shop.

'Yeah, we do cloud storage.'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

'This must be the work clothes section.'

music store

Whacked music.

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

Tune Up Shop.

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"Just groceries? Oh I see..."

Blues Section...

"I'd like to buy a book-mark."

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"We should have copies of all the latest manifestos Sir. Try the horror, fantasy and science fiction section."

'I need a new scent.'

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'