Music Store Enthusiast T-Shirts

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

No Elgar!

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Piano Recital

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Chano Pozo,

Freddie Mercury

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Guitar Man.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Serenading

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Cossack dancers

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'