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No Elgar!

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

Theorbo

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Baby Playing Violin

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Timpani.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Heaven

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Books*. *Batteries not included.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Musician's Fishing Trip

Bass Clef

The Old Curiosity Shop

'Awesome!'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

"Where's your section of books that tell you simple things you already know?"

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

How quaint. Look, Tanya, a newspaper!

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.

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'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

'What happened to the little flute?'

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"