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"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

I could have danced all night!

No Elgar!

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

Rescuing the Music Industry.

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'What happened to the little flute?'

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

"So obvious, there all the time"

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

"My kid could buy that."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

Pandora's Box Set - Actors who tried Singing.

'Can I play the violin? I don't know, I've never tried.'

"I'm in a band."

Gypsy busker

Deadheads searching for a new band!