Music Scene Explorer Gifts

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

I could have danced all night!

No Elgar!

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

Liam Gallagher

'While on hold, press #1 for classical music. Press #2 for rock music. Press #3 for country music. Press #4 for...'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

Rescuing the Music Industry.

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

"My kid could buy that."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

"So obvious, there all the time"

'What happened to the little flute?'

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

'That's it! The lost chord!'

"I'm in a band."

Gypsy busker

Deadheads searching for a new band!