Manchester Music Scene Explorer Gifts

Liam Gallagher

No Elgar!

Theorbo

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

'I'm with the band.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

"Would you like to dance?"

Rescuing the Music Industry.

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

'Sea shell with earphones attached.'

'What happened to the little flute?'

"Since it's Hispanic Heritage Month...I want you guys to hear the old traditional songs I listened to as a boy!"

"I'm in a band."

'IRS Help Hot Line. While you're on hold for the next 23 hours, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

Gypsy busker

Candlestick at Night

'That's it! The lost chord!'