Musical Taste Explorer Gifts

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Theorbo

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Viola player coming through!"

Musical genres

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

Boy asking girl if she is going to the pantomime

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'Awesome!'

Bass Clef

Mixed marriage: food fight

"...and what has my culinary genius conjured up to delight my taste buds tonight?"

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Everybody stand back! I'm an ethnomusicologist.'

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

music store

Music store customer sees two racks, 'Old Age' and 'New Age'.

"He's just discovered French Baroque organ music."

Angel and Devil Music.

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'What happened to the little flute?'