Taste Explorer Gifts

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'

"I don't remember the name, but it had a taste that I liked."

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"This fat free meal is also taste free!"

Genetically modified Deli

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

'...And stunning in its savage povocation.'

Boil in the bag food is convenient, but the bag's a little underdone.

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

Red Letter Days - The Lover of Melons

"I'm sure the truffle risotto is delicious but I've had it so often I'm sick of it."

Mixed marriage: food fight

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Too much cilantro

Your lobster was off!

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I love Cannelloni

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."