Taste Explorer Gifts

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'

"I don't remember the name, but it had a taste that I liked."

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"This fat free meal is also taste free!"

Genetically modified Deli

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

'...And stunning in its savage povocation.'

Boil in the bag food is convenient, but the bag's a little underdone.

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

Red Letter Days - The Lover of Melons

"I'm sure the truffle risotto is delicious but I've had it so often I'm sick of it."

Mixed marriage: food fight

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Your lobster was off!

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Too much cilantro

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I love Cannelloni

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."