Traditional Taste Explorer Gifts

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

I love Cannelloni

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Full English Breakfast.

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Tzatzikicicle

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Culture clash

"Habanero ..."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."