Alternative Flavor Explorer Gifts

Early Ice Cream

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Your lobster was off!

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Too much cilantro

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

I love Cannelloni

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Coffee Menu

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'Whatever he's eating.'

Tzatzikicicle

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Habanero ..."