Artificial Flavor Explorer Gifts

"It's just a reaction to all that artificial flavoring and artificial sweetening. Now if you just take this synthetic medicine..."

Bad for you but to die for

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Needs salt!'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Too much cilantro

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I love Cannelloni

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Coffee Menu

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

Cheese Pile

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Tzatzikicicle

'Whatever he's eating.'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"Habanero ..."