Flavor Experimenter Gifts

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

Your usual ginseng pumpernickel ostrich-sweat latte? No thanks. I wanna try something different today. The pecan praline white chocolate mocha's also good. Ooh, that sounds good. I'll have one of those. Coming up. But can you substitute macadamia nut for the pecan? That'll take some work, but it's doable. Thank you. And can you substitute turkey tears for the praline? Turkey tears sound good. And can you substitute pureed bagel for the mocha? Pureed bagel sounds lovely. I see where this is going

"I scream!" "You scream!" "We all scream for..." "Salt!!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Cookbooks

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Needs salt!'

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I love Cannelloni

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

Tzatzikicicle

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"