Food Experimenter Gifts

'We don't know what it is, but once we add bacon, the public will love it.'

'I've tried giving him lots of E numbers - but still nothing...!'

"We've isolated the gene for batter"

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

"I don't know if it was the peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwich or the pickle milkshake I had for lunch!"

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

"Eureka the natural flavour we've been looking for."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'He has a degree in organic chemistry, and we regularly assure him that's exactly what he's doing.'

'I'm putting you on food substitute.'

'You dunk your donuts your way...'

'Mmm! Something smells revolting.'

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"...You've only invented a flavour that consists entirely of adjectives."

'I think you got carried away with the whole five portions of fruit and veg thing.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Conversion of food products to petroleum substitutes - Conversion of petroleum products to food substitutes.

Mashing Potatoes

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Because tomatoes are out of season."

How to sell healthy food...

"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."

"Another Bermudez family specialty is born!"

"Tia Carmen is working hard to make Thanksgiving dinner extra special for you two. I've never seen her do this...for anybody! It goes against every traditional bone in her body! I hope you appreciate her sacrifice."

"Gracie, I think you're way overestimating this whole Latino trend thing."

"Put the oven on dear, I've picked us up a lovely leg of salmon."

Food Uncertainty

"George won't eat anything green. So I dye it."

Deconstructed Street Foods - Mango

Trendy Drink

The home-style cooking institute

"I'd like to order one large pizza with traditional toppings that have stood the test of time..."

"Square tomatoes. Blue pumpkins? Inside-out corn."

"I tried cat food once. What was I thinking?"

Carbonated hot dog water