Flavor Experimenter Pillows

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

"Okay, we got one cherry lager, with bitters and a pineapple slice, and one honey malt ale with cinnamon and an orange weist. You want these in steins or parfait glasses?"

"I scream!" "You scream!" "We all scream for..." "Salt!!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Cookbooks

'Needs salt!'

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Ice Cream Dreams.

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

I love Cannelloni

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Tzatzikicicle

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

The Inexperienced Cook

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"