Flavor Explorer Pillows

"Eureka...it's the 'natural' flavour we've been looking for."

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Gimme a large cone with a sample of everything."

'There are only 4 tastes, but thousands of smells - believe me, you don't know what you're missing.'

"Soup du jour..." - "Soup du Siecle"

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

Recipe from the American Cheese Council.

Weird Candy Cane Flavors

Booger Berry icecream

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

'The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee.'

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

'Would you repeat that? . . . My little brother wasn't listening.'

"No added salt...no sugar...no saturated fats...no wheat...no flavour."

"If you tasted like a Umami, where would you be hiding?"

"Darjeeling, Earl Grey, blackberry, sassafras, chamomile, rose hip, cranberry, orange pekoe, spicy cinnamon, peppermint, licorice, strawberry patch, sesame, mint, Chinese, or carob?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"I don't see one damn thing we haven't eaten before."

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

"Do you have these in menthol?"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Pumpkin season is over. Eggnog season is over. Now it's ham hock season."

"Habanero ..."

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Too much cilantro

Beginning and End of Wine Class

Pumpkin Flavored Pumpkin Seeds

"Hmmmmm -- Choices, choices..."

Tzatzikicicle

"More . . . Prozac. . ."