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"Eureka...it's the 'natural' flavour we've been looking for."

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

"Gimme a large cone with a sample of everything."

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'There are only 4 tastes, but thousands of smells - believe me, you don't know what you're missing.'

"Soup du jour..." - "Soup du Siecle"

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

Booger Berry icecream

'The job stress was already bad enough, but now I have to choose between 56 flavors of coffee.'

'I can't believe it's not butter!'

'Would you repeat that? . . . My little brother wasn't listening.'

Weird Candy Cane Flavors

"No added salt...no sugar...no saturated fats...no wheat...no flavour."

Recipe from the American Cheese Council.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

'Black currants? Cherries? Tobacco? No, that's not what you're tasting at all.'

Spices.

COFFEE, decaf, mild, reg. bold, woah!

Pick 'n' Mix Potato Crisps

"The last few salt & vinegar chips are always the sourest."

'Which of this stuff is good for me, and which of this stuff will I actually enjoy?'

"An interesting blend. . . notes of dry corn and overtones of dandelion leaf. . . essences of barley. . . a playful cabbage beetle finish."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'I know how you like Fusion cooking, so try this - macaroni and jelly!'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"I'm looking for a memorable flavor experience at a forgettable price."

'I couldn't remember if you liked vanilla or chocolate ice cream, so I just got vanilla, Ma.'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

Speciality Cheese Counter - using protective gloves to cut it.

'The bad news is the truck is totaled. The good news is I discovered a great new flavor!'

"I don't care if you're curious about the flavors...we do not serve flights of cough syrup!"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!