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Early Ice Cream

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Your lobster was off!

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Too much cilantro

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

I love Cannelloni

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Tzatzikicicle

'Whatever he's eating.'

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Coffee Menu

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."