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'You travelled 6,000 miles to find Chateau Grande Magnifique? Buddy, you're looking at it.'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Bad for you but to die for

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Too much cilantro

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Your lobster was off!

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Ice Cream Dreams.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

I love Cannelloni

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'Is this still America?'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"