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"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Too much cilantro

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

Full English Breakfast.

I love Cannelloni

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Tzatzikicicle

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Habanero ..."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Culture clash

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'