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Burger Peasant: Roadkill at it's Best!

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Cheese Secret

Ice Cream Flavors

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

Chernobyl Chow

"And the insect du-jour, is that served in the soup or on the side?"

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Mixed marriage: food fight

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"Needs ketchup."

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

Minnesota State Fair.

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

"This fat free meal is also taste free!"

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

Maraschino, Inc.

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'