Quirky Taste Explorer Pillows

Burger Peasant: Roadkill at it's Best!

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Pick Your Own Baby Lamb Chop

Cheese Secret

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Ice Cream Flavors

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Chernobyl Chow

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

"And the insect du-jour, is that served in the soup or on the side?"

Mixed marriage: food fight

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

"Needs ketchup."

Minnesota State Fair.

"I left an apple with a big, fat worm in it on the table. Have you seen it?"

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

"This fat free meal is also taste free!"

Maraschino, Inc.

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

Potato-ade - unleash the awesome power of the potato!