Quirky Taste Seeker Pillows

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Cheese Secret

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Ice Cream Flavors

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Chernobyl Chow

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

"Needs ketchup."

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

Maraschino, Inc.

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

Parisian Bohemians - Proprietor of a rabbit restaurant catching stray cats

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'If I were you I wouldn't eat this on an empty stomach.'

Bug Burgers and Chips at The Golden Toadstool

'If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it's a genetically modified potato.'

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

'How would you like that veggieburger...deep fried in lard, or smothered with bacon bits or salami slices?'

'They're hard to find my Love, but I've managed to gather your favourites: Stick insects...'

The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual.