Quirky Taste Advocate Pillows

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Kentucky Fried Horse

Cheese Secret

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Ice Cream Flavors

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Octopi a la mode.

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

Okay... which one of you ordered the holy mackerel?

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Roadkill Restaurant

Our Troubled Chowders

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

Suddenly Harold froze, trying to remember if he had ordered a side of roaches, or if this was a gross violation of public healthcare policy.

Chernobyl Chow

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

Spy microchips in Chinese instant noodles

Salvador Deli

Eye of Newt Helper

Salad Hat

"Hey, do we have strawberries crushed in cream cheese?"

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert."

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"Needs ketchup."

Served "giant claw" style.

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"