Quirky Tastemaker Pillows

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

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Cheese Secret

Ice Cream Flavors

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Chernobyl Chow

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

Salvador Deli

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

Blue wine

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"Needs ketchup."

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

Home Wine Making Kit.

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'Honk if you know the meaning of life'

'They're hard to find my Love, but I've managed to gather your favourites: Stick insects...'

"I think this one will suit you, 'A dizzy little number, with a hint of musty socks'."