Quirky Taste Tester Pillows

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Bad for you but to die for

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Harsh Mellows.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

"Your meal sounded nice."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Cereal Tasting.

Avocado Timeline

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

Big Burgers.

'...or, if you're watching your cholesterol, we also have thousand-year-old egg substitutes.'

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

'I'd recommend the white wine.'

'Here ya' go, sweetie. Our Key Lime Pie.'

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"Do you know our soup is world renowned?"

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"Robust, full-bodied bouquet with just a hint of bitter, mean-spirited despair."

Angel and Devil Music.

'You look bored, sir - How about the Chef's Surprise?'

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

It's not a tongue depressor, it's a used popsicle stick. If you can name the flavor, your taste buds pass the test.

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"Ok mummy, perhaps this isn't so crummy!"