Quirky Tastemaker Gifts

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Imagine

Cheese Secret

Ice Cream Flavors

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

Chernobyl Chow

Salvador Deli

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

"Needs ketchup."

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

Blue wine

"I'm working on a watercolor."

Home Wine Making Kit.

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"We have a Sauvignon Blanc to refresh your palate or a lick of this toad to obliterate your sense of self."

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'Honk if you know the meaning of life'

'They're hard to find my Love, but I've managed to gather your favourites: Stick insects...'

"I think this one will suit you, 'A dizzy little number, with a hint of musty socks'."

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"