Quirky Taste Seeker T-Shirts

'What terrible pre-Christmas gift catalogue have you got hold of now?'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Tzatzikicicle

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

Cheese Secret

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Ice Cream Flavors

De ja vu soup - 'It was yesterday's 'soup of the day'.'

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Chernobyl Chow

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

Oh, Boy, Mom. A peanut and jellyworm sandwich.'

"Needs ketchup."

"I left an apple with a big, fat worm in it on the table. Have you seen it?"

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

"Jerry always did sip from the cup of a different brewer."

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

Parisian Bohemians - Proprietor of a rabbit restaurant catching stray cats

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

Maraschino, Inc.

'It's a tough business model based on a low price point, but a shot of vodka really increases volume.'

"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."

'If I were you I wouldn't eat this on an empty stomach.'

The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual.

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

Bug Burgers and Chips at The Golden Toadstool

'How would you like that veggieburger...deep fried in lard, or smothered with bacon bits or salami slices?'

'If it walks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, it's a genetically modified potato.'

'They're hard to find my Love, but I've managed to gather your favourites: Stick insects...'