Seasonal Flavor Experimenter Pillows

"Just in, new Pumpkin Enema. 'Tis the season!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Cookbooks

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Ice Cream Dreams.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

I love Cannelloni

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Tzatzikicicle

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"I'm unable to process this image."