Music Tastes Gifts

Sting. Madonna.

Shepherd and eurydice

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

I could have danced all night!

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Tut and Carmen.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

A Fairytale Update

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

George Michael

At the rock concert...

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Taking a peek at the audience

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Michael Jackson

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Man, times have changed.'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.