Eclectic Music Fan Gifts

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"Greatest Band?"

Spoonstock.

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'They're playing our song.'

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

"My therapist recommended this place. It's eclectic without being schizophrenic."

"I'm a religious nut."

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

'There's the Swiss busker across the road.' (Alpine horn)

Pizza Express Take-away

"Hey! Which one of you is flat?!!"

Vegetarian Special: Gingerbread Men.

"They've got no talent...he sings off key...they've got no rhythm...they look like slobs...I'd say you've got a huge hit on your hands!"

"I do have a song in my heart. It just happens to be a song everybody hates."

Summer of Recovery Tour.