Eclectic Music Fan Pillows

Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen.

Kritik's Korner

Frank Zappa

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

'Do you know who this is, Little Spike?'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"Greatest Band?"

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Spoonstock.

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

'They're playing our song.'

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

"I'm feeling rather spirited tonight, James. Put on something Mozarty but with a touch of Hendrix."

Everybody Tunes in at The Tune Inn

Yard Sale hunter finds a treasure!

Marilyn Manson.

Marilyn Manson

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

'Did you know that the English have 56 different words for rubbish?'

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

"My therapist recommended this place. It's eclectic without being schizophrenic."

"I'm a religious nut."

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

Pizza Express Take-away

'There's the Swiss busker across the road.' (Alpine horn)

"They've got no talent...he sings off key...they've got no rhythm...they look like slobs...I'd say you've got a huge hit on your hands!"

"I do have a song in my heart. It just happens to be a song everybody hates."

Vegetarian Special: Gingerbread Men.

"Hey! Which one of you is flat?!!"