Unconventional Music Lover Pillows

Spoonstock.

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"I'll bet you can't name three of their songs."

Covid Music

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

"Joel Daniels: Live from behind the CVS"

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

At the CD shop.

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'They're playing our song.'

'I like your initiative. You've got the job.'

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

Sadojazzachists

Air guitar. Air lighters.

The Crew played Musical Selections from 'Luciano Pavarotti sings Snoop Dog."

Cello player with arrow instead of bow.

For Sale: Bagpipes, used only once by owner just before his murder.